Alostrael ([info]alostrael) wrote,
2005-07-31 16:27:00

WTF Kansas?

Eric got this from someone else, but I thought maybe I could compile a few more from Kansans. Got anything to add to this list?

Over the last few days anything disturbing or annoying has evolved (ha! I kill me) from Kansas.

1) When trying go get to the Kansas state site I did what works for damn near every other state I went to http://ks.gov Which yields a 403 Forbidden error, which kind of makes sense as learning in Kansas is just about forbidden.

2) This addict (http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000998477)(don't forget our president is also an addict) from Kansas
has his removed club foot in his home and plans to give his toes to friends, now if only Ezekiel
Rubottom, meets up with Turd Blossom, he could be the next addict president.

3) Kansas City Star pulls Doonesbury(http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/07/27/doonesbury.language.ap/index.html) because Trudeau calls Carl Rove a "Turd Blossom" what's next replacing science in textbooks with mythology?

4) Oh, wait they are trying to replace science with mythology evolution (http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthsuperior/news/nation/11993246.htm) and relativity(http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/07/social_conserva.html) here is a quote. " Albert Einstein, a German-born physicist who later immigrated to America, was searching for an explanation of how the universe worked. But rather than reaching for the obvious answer; that God created the universe, the earth, the sun, moon and stars, plants and animals, and the first two people, within six ordinary days, Professor Einstein spun a wildly different account."

5) Next a form of unusual punishment (http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/07/27/vomit.battery.ap/index.html) that takes the jobs away from the hard working vomit cleaners of America

6) Lastly let us not forget this (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/07/27/BTK.divorce.ap/index.html)
church going Kansan whose divorce is ruining the institute of marriage, even more than same-sex
marriages.

7)And don't forget Fred Phelps. He's a hatemonger from topeka who goes to funerals of gays and protests them saying "god hates fags" and "fags die, god laughs". http://www.godhatesfags.com/

Older news items: Abortionist Accused of Cannibalism has License Revoked Only Because of Public Pressure says Operation Rescue

BTK killer

Woman Dies Following 'Passion' Screening (Passion of the Christ, that is).

What is the matter with Kansas?

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  • 6 comments

[info]das_prompt

July 31 2005, 22:18:42 UTC 6 years ago

Man, I followed the hell out of BTK. That's some crazy shit that rivals some of Washinton's finest.

[info]deathstar461

August 1 2005, 00:18:58 UTC 6 years ago

just a symptom of amerika's larger problem...

[info]das_prompt

August 1 2005, 03:40:59 UTC 6 years ago

Heh, you forgot one.

[info]deusdiabolus

August 1 2005, 06:43:18 UTC 6 years ago

K@N$@$ 1$ 73H $UXX0R

[info]deathstar461

August 2 2005, 03:34:19 UTC 6 years ago

http://www.livejournal.com/community/scksdwrld/25770.html

[info]xxbatflowerxx

August 3 2005, 22:42:15 UTC 6 years ago

i cant say ' no amount of money could get me to move to kansas.' because there is. its just really really big.
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